FrozenDreamer

 A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.   He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,  ‘What good will Viagra do for him, doctor’?  The doctor replied, ‘It won’t do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.

I got this from the LGMC Discussion Group… I thought I should share it

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. 
  
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. 
    
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act  she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were  able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays soundmindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’ 
    
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?’