FrozenDreamer

It’s not often that I turn a DVD off. I’ll usually give it a chance… especially if it has scenes of gorgeous men, erm… enjoying each other… but Dante’s Cove, which is supposed to have a plot and is supposed to be a ’soap similar to Melrose Place. 

In my best “gran” impression (see Catherine Tate)… “What a piece of shit!”

Within the 10 minutes I put the DVD in, all that seemed to happen was some sort of S&M scene with a really unattractive woman and a rather attractive fellow who managed to get himself cursed.

Then there was the rather corny, butler scene where the ‘master’ gets shagged by the butler… and the rather … erm… flacid encounter between two guys in a beach hut. Oh… the scene in the taxi was quite funny as well, where two guys get it off in the back seat while the shifty looking taxi driver tries to concentrate on the road, while adjusting the rear-view mirror.

Yes… you guess it, Dante’s Cove is soft-porn!

It took me back to when I used to sneak into the family room as a teenager to watch ‘Red Shoe Diaries’… lol !!!

So yeah… avoid Dante’s Cove, with no plot, no point and dreadful acting… you’d be better watching something like ‘Dallas does Dallas’